theguyunderyou: imawanchor: dylanofryin: actual picture of actual one direction fans it’s like a scene from a zombie movie One Infection
kusakaryuuji: taking selfies w/ friends like
jaredpadaleki: a Quest is a trip to accomplish a task. an Adventure is a trip without a destination. a Journey is when the trip is more important than the destination. #excuse me while i take a quest to the toilet (x)
So the schedule for next week for my job isn’t up yet. If they try to schedule me on the Sunday of AB I’m just gonna burst into the office with printouts of Grimdark Rose and scream, “IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT TO SUBJECT THESE SENIOR CITIZENS TO? I WILL BE COVERED IN GREY PAINT ASSHOLES.”
potential-and-difference: prop-215: dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them? How stoned are you right now? Was that a fucking pun?
What are your headcanons about me?
askfaroon: monstre-rose: secretlymartinfreeman: askboxmemes: Just curious. This sounds really fucking awesome. Guys make headcanons about me. omg i wanna know Please?
cheesecurl: i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow
When it comes to disney
whatshouldwecallbiddies: Some girls: Me:
schmorgyborgy: I put my cat in a sweater
How to get over the death of a fictional character
itwastitledkillorder: You don’t ever
robert-downey-jesus: I SERVED A KID DRESSED AS IRON MAN TODAY AND I ASKED HIM WHAT HIS NAME WAS AND HE SAID IT WAS TONY AND HIS MUM SHOOK HER HEAD AND WAS LIKE NO HIS NAME IS JESSE AND I LOOKED BACK AT THE KID TO GIVE HIM HIS CHANGE AND SAID ‘HAVE A NICE DAY MR STARK’ AND HE GOT SO EXCITED AND RAN OFF WITH HIS SISTER IT WAS GREAT
Anonymous asked: If I was your lover I would always be smiling because you are the best thing to ever happen to me.
“If I was your lover”… Finish it in my ask.
capekalaska: Watch me get none whatsoever I’m looking forward to not receiving any messages. At least one maybe?
EVERYBODY TAKE A DEEP BREATH
fullflame333: That is all, get back to your cosplays
crazyshippingadventures: Conventions shouldn’t be called conventions, they should be called “Let’s slowly go insane so we can walk around in costumes and meet people with similar interests and buy shit.”
whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me